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a. retired again
b. unretired again
c. had pictures of his penis released on the Internet
d. all of the above

a. is performing in her latest video
b. is promoting a more adult look than ever before
c. is counting the days until she's legal and can get Billy Ray's hands off her money

a. is finally appearing in pictures after years of secrecy
b. has recently begun growing his hair out to match his daddy's
c. fired off a stern letter to Alan Alda complaining about inaccuracies in an episode of M*A*S*H he saw last week