This week the folks at TomTom, the GPS maker (not to be confused with TgreenTgreen, the lame Top Ten maker), began selling add-ons to their GPS line that would allow you to have characters from the Star Wars movies read your driving directions to you. Now at this point you’re getting ready to either roll your eyes or reach for your credit card, and only you truly know which reaction is yours, and no one here will judge you. But before you do that, let’s look at this from the the most appropriate angle possible — the Top Ten List. Which brings us to…

Tgreen’s Top Ten Least Helpful Star Wars Quotes For A GPS To Use:
10. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
9. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
8. Meesa people gonna die?
7. There is no try.
6. It’s a trap!
5. That’s no moon, it’s a space station!
4. Now that’s pod racing!
3. I don’t mind flying, but what you’re doing is suicide.
2. Traveling through hyperspace ain’t like dusting crops, boy!
1. So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view.

Now feel free roll your eyes or reach for your credit c… Ah, who am I kidding? Feel free to roll your eyes.

Comments are closed